20 Sentences Top Bloggers Will Never Write
Dizzy Thinks
I am just not interested in a story which combines technology with tits.
Guido Fawkes
Damian McBride will still be in a job by the end of the month
Tim Montgomerie
A world without America would be a far better place.
Mark Pack
Look, I'm just not interested in a Tory councillor who's fiddled his expenses.
Mike Smithson
This polling lark - it's a bit overdone, isn't it?
Donal Blaney
I totally agree that Obama has proved to be an excellent President.
Archbishop Cranmer
It's a bit overdone, that religion malarkey, isn't it?
Nadine Dorries
Thirty two weeks? No problem, just hand me the coathanger.
Tom Harris
And another thing. Just tell Iain Dale, I'm fed up with him linking to me.
Devil's Kitchen
I say old chap, would you mind awfully if I commented on something. Terribly kind of you.
Danny Finkelstein
Tim Montgomerie is right on tax cuts.
Martin Bright
I have the utmost respect for Geoffrey Robinson and his independence from Gordon Brown.
Ministry of Truth
Ok, I'll write it, but only if I can do it in 30 words or fewer.
John Redwood
We want spending increases. When do we want them? Now!
Boulton & Co
We all can't wait for Adam to get back and give us a break from all this blogging.
Bob Piper
Sandwell's a right ****hole, isn't it?
Chicken Yoghurt
Iain Dale would be a worthy winner of the Orwell Prize, and if he wins I promise to blog twice as often.
Shane Greer
I so hate my hair.
Richard North
The benefits of EU membership have been severely underestimated
Derek Draper
I apologise for accusing Iain Dale of condoning racism.
