Celebrity is a weird thing. You recognise it when you see it. But what makes someone a celebrity, and why are so many people desperate to become one? I've never sought fame or celebrity, although I am happy to admit that it's sometimes nice to be recognised. I am certainly not a celebrity even though I've appeared on one or two celebrity programmes like 'Pointless Celebrities'. I don't really think anyone involved in current affairs media deserves the description, with the possible exception of Piers Morgan.
Over the last few weeks I have been creating an online (but private) photo archive and come across a lot of pictures of me with various well known people over the years. It's one of the perks of what I do that I get to meet some very famous people - some of them heroes, some of them people maybe I wouldn't have gone out of my way to meet.
Most of them are people I would never have expected to meet. Some weren't at all what I expected. The Queen, for example, was incredibly chatty, even gossipy and far easier to talk to than her reputation might have suggested. Given I have every record he has ever made, the only celebrity I have met, who I was completely tongue-tied by was Cliff Richard. I still don't understan why to this day. At the same even I met Cilla Black and we got on like a house on fire.
Anyway, here is a rogues' gallery of fifty or so of some famous people I have met over the last twenty years. And these are the ones I can remember!
HM The Queen
Lady Thatcher
J K Rowling
Cilla Black
Sir David Attenborough
Sir Cliff Richard
Tony Blair
Stephanie Powers
Joan Rivers
The Prince of Wales
Sir John Major
Michael Parkinson
Cherie Blair
Justin Welby
Jeffrey Archer
Christiane Amanpour
Boris Johnson
Piers Morgan
Russell & Ron Mael
David Cameron
Phil Jupitus
Michael Winner
Theresa May
Sir Robin Day
Janet Street Porter
Clare Balding
Miranda Hart
Alfie Boe
Terry Pratchett
Emma Bunton
President Mary Robinson
Germaine Greer
Kevin Keegan
Olivia Newton-John
Sir David Jason
June Brown
Harry Redknapp
Paul Gascoigne
Pam Ayres
Katie Price
Anne Diamond
Michael Cashman
Joan Collins
Sir David Frost
Al Murray
Sir Viv Richards
Monty Panesar
Joan Bakewell
Giles Wood & Mary Killen
Angela Griffin
Jarvis Cocker