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Top Ten Reasons the LibDems Should Ditch Ming Campbell
- 7 Sep 2007
Number 10: He really has no idea about anything apart from what is the best 'Werther's Original ' flavour Number 9: He's older than the average Conservative Party member. Number 8: Because if he mention Jo Grimond one more time... Number 7: H e hasn't got any skeletons in ...
Top Ten Reasons Michael Ancram Should be Taken Outside & Shot
- 6 Sep 2007
Yesterday afternoon I asked for suggestions for a Top Ten List of Reasons Why Michael Ancram Should Be Taken Outside And Shot. Here is the final list... Number 10: So he knows how the grouse feel. Number 9: Because we need to discourage the aristocracy from overbreeding. ...
Ranking the Prime Ministers
- 28 Jan 2007
The Daily Politics is conducting a poll to find out who their viewers think is the best Prime Minister since World War II. They seem to have forgotten that Winston Churchill was Prime Minister from 1951-55 and have eliminated him from the poll! Astonishing. Paul Linford gave h...
My Ten Predictions for 2007
- 31 Dec 2006
1. More than one person will face charges in the Cash for Peerages Inquiry 2. Sir Ming Campbell will not be leader of the LibDems by the end of the year 3. Ed Vaizey, Jeremy Hunt and Nick Herbert will be promoted to the Shadow Cabinet 4. The Conservative Party 'A' List will...
The Ten Most Unlikely Predictions for 2007
- 31 Dec 2006
1. Ming Campbell leaves Lady Elspeth for a Cheeky Boy 2. John McDonnell gets 44 nominations to enable him to run against Gordon Brown 3. The SNP win the Sedgefield By Election 4. Arise Sir John Yates 5. Cherie Blair turns down free holiday to Mustique courtesy of Richard B...
Top Ten Nicest MPs
- 24 Dec 2006
Kerron Cross is an all round good guy. He's so nice in fact that he's just compiled his list of his Top Ten Nicest MPs and has emailed to ask if I fancy doing the same. Well for lack of anything better to do on a very tedious Christmas Eve in the wilds of Essex (more of which ...
Ten Things I would Never Do
- 22 Dec 2006
The Telegraph has had a lot of letters lately suggesting clubs its readers would never join. Today they even have a page 3 feature on it. So I thought I'd compile my Top Ten Things I Would Never Do... 10. Join the Carlton Club until they admit full women members 9. Take ad...
The Seven Best Things I Did in 2006
- 22 Dec 2006
1. Go to Cardiff to the FA Cup Final and witness one of the greatest football matches of all time 2. Meet Cliff Richard 3. Resume blogging and make many new friends through it 4. Lose two stone in weight 5. Rediscover the delights of playing golf 6. Celebrate eleven years...
Top Ten Political Chatup Lines
- 21 Dec 2006
1 Would you like to see the contents of my despatch box? 2 Have you ever had a whip? 3 Hello, I’m David Mellor 4 I’ve asked Angie to join us, you don’t mind do you? 5 I’ve asked Bobby to join us, you don’t mind do you? 6 I’m so depressed about the world crisis I really do...
Top Ten Unexplained Phenomena of Our Time
- 13 Aug 2006
11. Why Radio 5 Live is so insecure that its presenters appear to be required to utter the words Five and Live at least ten times every minute. 10. Why I always play better golf when it rains 9. Why the BBC persist with those very annoying dancing idents 8. How Steve McClar...