Top Ten Ways David Cameron Would Benefit From National Service

Today's Top Ten on Vox Politix will be TOP TEN JOBS GORDON BROWN DIDN'T OFFER JOHN BERCOW, PATRICK MERCER & MATTHEW TAYLOR. Your suggestions please.

And yesterday's final list lined up like this...

TOP TEN WAYS DAVID CAMERON WOULD BENEFIT FROM NATIONAL SERVICE

Number 10: He'd be able to let his butler go.
Number 9: He could follow in the footsteps of Mark Thatcher and get lost in the desert.
Number 8: It would cure the Army's lack of cannon fodder at a stroke.
Number 7: He'd get a tank to carry his briefcase and shoes.
Number 6: The camouflage techniques would come in handy for when he needs to be invisible.
Number 5: It would toughen up the wee lad.
Number 4: Because the ladies just love a man in uniform.
Number 3: It would improve his flip-flopping technique no end. Left, right, left, right, left, right, A-BOUUUT TURN!
Number 2: He'd get a better haircut.

And the number 1 way David Cameron would benefit from National Service: The Conservative Party might learn to march in step with each other.