Articles tagged Humour:
The Things You Hear on the Doorstep
- 10 Jul 2009
This afternoon I spent a few hours canvassing in the Thorpe St Andrew area of Norwich, along with nine or ten others, including for a time, the Conservative candidate Chloe Smith. It is one of the better areas for the Conservatives in the constituency, it has to be said, but I...
Amusing Canvassing Stories No 94
- 5 Jul 2009
This doorstep conversation is from yesterday morning in the Norwich North by election... Tory MP: Have you decided who you will be voting for? Male voter: I normally vote UKIP, but I was thinking of voting Conservative. Tory MP: That's what I like to hear. Male voter:...
Eight Pointless Facts About Me
- 17 May 2009
Tory Rascal has tagged me in the EIGHT POINTLESS THINGS ABOUT ME meme. Only eight? It's what Sunday afternoons are for, innit. 1. My German oral for my final exams at university had to be postponed because the previous day a motorcyclist broke his leg when he hit my...
20 Sentences Top Bloggers Will Never Write
- 10 Apr 2009
20 Sentences Top Bloggers Will Never Write Dizzy Thinks I am just not interested in a story which combines technology with tits. Guido Fawkes Damian McBride will still be in a job by the end of the month Tim Montgomerie A world without America would be a far better...
Obama Saw My Sister's Beaver
- 31 Mar 2009
My sister lives near Saffron Walden, on the Stansted flightpath. Seeing as I have nothing better to do (being stranded at Leicester station) I thought I would share with you a text message I received from her this afternoon... "AIR FORCE ONE JUST FLEW OVER MY BEAVER" I...
25 Random Things About Me
- 3 Feb 2009
Well if it's good enough for John Prescott, it's good enough for me. And I suppose it just proves that blogging is about me, me, me :). Anyway, here are 25 random things you probably never knew about me, and probably never wanted to know. Tough. 1. I worked for a year as a ...
Top Ten Ways David Cameron Would Benefit From National Service
- 8 Sep 2007
Today's Top Ten on Vox Politix will be TOP TEN JOBS GORDON BROWN DIDN'T OFFER JOHN BERCOW, PATRICK MERCER & MATTHEW TAYLOR. Your suggestions please. And yesterday's final list lined up like this... TOP TEN WAYS DAVID CAMERON WOULD BENEFIT FROM NATIONAL SERVICE Num...
Top Ten Reasons the LibDems Should Ditch Ming Campbell
- 7 Sep 2007
Number 10: He really has no idea about anything apart from what is the best 'Werther's Original ' flavour Number 9: He's older than the average Conservative Party member. Number 8: Because if he mention Jo Grimond one more time... Number 7: H e hasn't got any skeletons in ...
Top Ten Reasons Michael Ancram Should be Taken Outside & Shot
- 6 Sep 2007
Yesterday afternoon I asked for suggestions for a Top Ten List of Reasons Why Michael Ancram Should Be Taken Outside And Shot. Here is the final list... Number 10: So he knows how the grouse feel. Number 9: Because we need to discourage the aristocracy from overbreeding. ...
Best Comeback Line Ever
- 18 Jun 2007
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client flee...